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Hey there!!! :D

My name is Basil and I am a Pine Marten. So what brings you to my little space on the web?

I guess you want to know a bit more about me, eh? Well I am 3000 years old and I am being looked after by my wonderful owner, exo. I work as a manager at Blockbuster Video, I was a diversity hire after they got sued in 2XXX for their discriminatory dress code policy! :D EPIC WIN!

There are lots of famous movie stars in Albionoria, but possibly the most famous of all is Miette. It was her experiemental erotic short films that helped boost my sales, you know! She really is quite amazing. I only hope I can be as good at making movies as she is.

This is a picture of me that exo took before my very first DJ gig. She thinks I look really cute in it, but I don't really like it. My fur looks all messy and I am not even looking at the camera!

Here are some more pix !! ^_^

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As a little hobby I like to collect slushies, I don't have many right now, but here are a few on my wish list...

  • Beef Slushie
  • Gridlockberry Slushie
  • Lithium Slushie
  • Melted Slushie
  • Plushie Slushie
  • Slushie Plushie
  • Yellow Snow Slushie

Other Pine Marten Facts

  • A group of Pine martens is called a "richness"!
  • The Newfoundland marten has been geographically and reproductively isolated from the mainland marten population for 7000 years! [1]
  • Pine Martens are often trapped by Modified Snares. (Music production is dangerous!)

Well, that's about it from me, I gotta change my diaper. (I did say this was my little space on the web, after all!) If you want to find out more about me, why dont you tune into exo's TV stream? Maybe we could watch cartoons together or something.

Happy adventuring! Make sure to drink lots of water~ src: my gf jade!!!